Wowser

Estrogen seems to come equipped with a fresh new vocabulary. Watch out for glaciers on the drive home.

Vagina Power

I just want everyone to note the effort being made by the estrogen end of this blog. We vaginas have been trucking this thing along lately like it is our job. Word to your mother.

I shall be home on Saturday (thanks to gay hockey). Get at me bitches.

Song... song of the south!

Hiii everybody! How goes it? oh I guess I'm okay. The next week will be hell! the week before spring break is always the suckiest! Even though I have absolutely nothing to do over spring break, atleast I don't have classes, that's all that matters! AND Abby will be home for the first part of the week SO that is real frickin exciting! And I will get to clean my sisters house for like $80 so that should be a good time! And food that isn't made in huge quantities, and my bed.... AHHH I need to stop talking about this.. I might wet myself! lol Well for all of you that actually have cool things to do over Spring Break.. Have fun! Us poor people will just have to hang out without you! hahah!

Sincerely,
LeeAnn E. Kauffman

ASSHOLE!

Someone is playing with my emotions and i do not appreciate it. Not one bit. I always look to see if the date has changed on this blog in the hopes that someone has blogged and i am obtain some knowledge with little effort. Or maybe just aviod listening to boring American Economy professors. So the date has changed, but no one wrote anything. SOMEONE IS FUCKING WITH ME! Buuuuuuuuut anyway- Tasha and i are going to the Matrix tonight. . . a place we have never gone because it is usually a 21 and up club. AHHHHH! I kinda actually don't want to go. I'd rather get crunked and hang out, but i'll go i guess. I just feel like a little immature girl when we go on 18 and up nights. Sigh. Oh well. I'll let you know how it goes. (DRUNK)---->

Dillema- not a major one, but a minor one, i do believe. Bladen, this guy i made out with when i was COMPLETELY tanked called me today. Here's the problem. He plays rugby. This guy that i have kiiiiinda been digging a little lately also plays rugby, so i don't really want the rugby team to think i am a "jersey hunter" or something. And Bladen isn't really my type, i don't think. On the phone he talked about his snowmobile and hunting or something. . . blah blah blah. Cool. And Jimmy, (the guy being a tad bit dug) is really funny, i haven't hung out with him much either, but i do intend to and want to. At least he makes me laugh if nothing else. So. . . how do i shoot this guy down and kinda avoid him? Toughie. But maybe it'll end up alright. Maybe Jimmy will fizzle out, or maybe Bladen will just fizzle. . . who knows. We'll see.

Tasha and i went to figure skate last night on the open ice and the hockey team was there. HAAHAHAHAHAHA. Tasha is a borderline jersey hunter and has just about all of them on her facebook whether she talks to them or not. Love it. She means well though. . . :-)

Whoever did the pretend blog thing- i dislike you right now. It is so cold here. We have too much snow. Did you know that they actually take huge truckloads of snow and dump them into Lake Superior to get rid of it? Kinda funny, right? Do what you gotta! I'll be home in approximately 180 hours. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET. Needed it!

If it ain't Scottish it's crap!

Hey kids! I can't believe that people posted! it makes me happy! gives me something to read. What has been going on in my life you ask? Well jack shit the same shit that has been going on for a while. Ya know who I miss? Eric Gruber...I really miss that kid, and his smile. He's the nicest guy I'm pretty sure in the history of the earth. His girlfriend is just as nice as he is..I can't even convince myself to hate her! It's impossible! She'd say something to you ,and in your head you're just like "Damn it I can't dislike her!" I saw Josh Whitaker the other day too! it was weird to see him! I haven't seen him since I graduated, so we shot the shit for a minute and exchanged numbers, and went on our seperate ways. Not a lot going on this weekend. I work friday and El Nino is saturday..this makes me happy! I'm excited for my first El Nino. I hope the OBGYN's interns will be there I hear they're pretty good looking; there will be music, and the best part...free beer(but sadly enough no hot wings!) . I'm way excited! All right kids! I'm outta here! Peace Easy

Jeff?

Did you seriously "back up" a post? Lame. Just lame. Haha! But anyway, i hope everyone is enjoying life. . . i know that is a very bland statement right about now, but that's okay, today has been kinda a bland day in general, i think. Sigh. There is too much snow in Marquette. I really like my Why America Looks This Way class. I'll have to impress you all with some of the knowledge when i come home. I miss you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Short and sweet!

back in black. . .

I am currently in Why America Looks This Way watching a video about that thing they built in Seattle. . . yep. I actually don't remember what it is called. Probably something like the Seattle monument, right? Story of my life. Other story of my life. . . : Last night Mike busts out something Mandie had said to me about Mike right in front of me and her and me. (Mandie had told me to punch myself for saying i thought Mike was cute). Mandie, being the shallow person she is, said that I was lying and "she didn't remember saying that. . . " THEN that I was "confusing that with someone else we were talking about". No i was not. Just because you are a bitch behind people's backs and you don't have enough balls to be confronted about it. . . do not point your little finger at me. I am pretty sure you are 20 years old now and you can take responsibility for your actions. Who does that? Ugh. Let me know if i ever do that. Please. But seriously, what a bitch. Then she gets all mad at me. Okay. So when Mike came to keep me awak until 4 like he does every night, i had small talk with him, and told him not to come back. He was appauled at how i was acting and i told him that i thought it was innapropriate for him to bring something up to Mandie that he knew would just cause conflict (besides the fact that i told him what she said in confidence). So he starts pulling this card out, "Abby, don't be mad at me because i am friends with you and Mandie. . . i'm just taking a neutral position right now, because i am friends with both of you. . . you can't be mad at me for that." RIIIIIIIIGHT.

Listen. Mandie may not even be MY friend for all i know. She tends to be fake with almost everyone. Not fake as a person, but more like, "i'm gonna act like i actually like you, and when you turn around i'm going to talk shit about you and talk about you like i think you are the skum of the earth" I can attest to her doing this to Mike MULTIPLE times. Mandie even had a "ban" on Mike this year, so that he got written up if he talked to her. I begged her to give him another chance and have it lifted.

So when Mike pulls this, "I am friends with both of you. . . " excuse me? Oh yeah, i forgot you and Mandie go wayyyyyy back. I'm not mad that he thinks he is "friends" with Mandie now, because i'm sure a lot of people think that, but what really bothers me is was not sticking up for me. I know for a fact if some random person i just talked to for 1 hour was talking shit about Mike, i would stick up for him. (Or at least within the circumstances of the shit Mandie was talking). But apparently I thought of Mike as more of a friend that he thought of me. I confided in him and have stood up for him and been there for him, and when i need him he rolls over like a sad dog? Fuck that. What is that? That's shit. Go ahead and have your fake friendship with Mandie, see if i care. So i was talking to Mike, either way, and Mandie busts out of the bathroom where i'm sure she had been listening the whole time. "We need to talk." No, no we don't. Mandie is all about winning and i don't have time for this pointless arguement right now. So since no one would leave me, i left them and went and sat on Lake Superior for an hour. Went back, talked to Tasha. Went to bed. ugh. Drama is so gay.

Thanks for allowing me to vent. Updates to come later.

HELLO IS ANYONE OUT THERE?!?!?

Oh Abby I Love You! Happy Valentines Day Everyone! I know half of you probably hate the day, but it isn't just for romantic love people! Call you mom tell her Happy Valentines Day, and that you love her! damnit! haha! It is a dumb day, but hey just go with it, I got tons of chocolate!!

So, Abby how'd the surgery go? I did help on the prayer :) and I love that you asked for help! It made my day! Can I tell you that I love you again? I LOVE YOU ABBICKGAGA!

So I was watching the big uneventful superbowl and there was that damn Fedex commercial with the pterodactyl and I was very disappointed that nobody commented on it! Have you people really forgotten about me!? geeze! Anyway, I hope everybody is well since you all have fallen of the face of the earth!! Come visit me whenever... nobody has come to visit me yet...it's sad! Byeee!

Fackin' A.

Wow. That Alan drama was really embrasive. Seriously. Alan should post more often just so i can watch him get battered over and over by almost everyone on the whole blog. Priceless, really. I loved it. And now it is February. I miss Alan. I miss my dog too. Not that i don't miss everyone else, but. . . yeah. I cried like a gaping vagina this morning in church. By the way, i went to bed last night at 5:30 am, due to Tasha trying to rape a hockey player until then. Spencer is nice, but i think he is very not into girls who throw themselves on him when they are drunk. Such as Tasha. So bad, but at least the guy has some sense in him; he could have definately fucked the shit out of Tasha last night. I think he actually may have been flirting with me more thna Tasha last night. Which i'm not sure whether that is a complement or not. Let me know. Which makes me cringe just saying it. Ugh. But i cried. We sang the song "Turn Your Eyes Upon Jesus" and i'm kinda struggling with my grandma having surgery tomorrow (and i'm going to start crying again). I feel like such a loser sometimes when i am in church and it's that time to share concerns with the rest of the congregation, and i just can't bring myself to bring up anything i am concerned about. I feel like i'm being selfish. But my Grandma is definately worth praying for. So if anyone wants to help me out, feel free. Because i am a wreck.

Alex called me last night. Enough said.

Tasha threw up all over the toilet. I am holding in everything i possible can right now. Ugh. Bad day for Abby. I'm so spread out all over right now, you know? Anyone ever have these days? Damn it all. I need some sleep, i think.

Turn your eyes upon Jesus, look full in His wonderful face,
and all the the things of Earth will grow strangely dim,
in the light of his glory and grace.

Some things just hit too close to home.