hi people whats hapening

Did anyone see the score of the Michigan Michigan State Basketball Game. Wasn't that exact same State team just in the Final four. hmm wierd. anyway have a good day all.

Howdy.

Alan.....I don't know what to say to you, but we had a lot of fun! Matt is the man he will always be my bartender; he makes em how I like em. Dustin and Bri took me out saturday after family christmas (btw I got a leaf blower! it could be useful this fall.) I didn't get too drunk that night...we were in by 11:30, but what do you expect they're old people now they can't stay out too late anymore...heheh kidding! yep anyway I'm off! you kids have fun!

Thing is, Matt really is the man.

Alan, Geoff's right. It's not like you couldn't have heard it through someone. I called everyone BUT Geoff and Opie the day of the festivities, and the only reason I called them early was because I knew Geoff would have a longer drive. Also, I didn' tknow until that night that Matt would be working, and there wasn't a chance that a bunch of underage people were going to get away with drinking. And drunk, underage kids making spectacles of themselves would not have worked out. For my birthday, you're there. And we'll definitely invite you to Geoffs!

I got a new car. It is a good time. 2005 Malibu classic, "red" (but more burgundy/maroonish), you'll have to see it. Looks a lot like Geoff's. Just under 22,000 miles. I'm excited! I will actually get to drive it next week after I make enough money this weekend to register it.

Alan, you're gay. I told you what I was doing, I asked you to come, and you didn't. Just because Alesheia didn't call you and suck your dick off asking if you wanted to come, don't make it sound like everyone was pissing on you. You've always got all sorts of other shit to do to come hang out. I'll go grab you a tampoon...

*echo*echo*echo* (This is me echoing what Alan said). But really, I laughed out loud for a while when I read that. You get an A for the day (2 days ago of course).

But yea I gotta go. I bought a suit yesterday. It was expensive so everyone better like it. Have a nice night everyone.

-Jeff

Nice.

I guess I know where I stand in the friend polls in Alesheia's, Cassidy's, well, pretty much everyone's minds. I am going to go ahead and tell myself that my invitation to Cassidy's birthday party was somehow lost in the verbal friend mail. I am going to pretend that maybe you guys told me and I forgot, or hell, maybe had other plans. Oh wait, I didn't. You guys are all fucking assholes. I thought to myself today "Hey, what a wonderful past time whilst at Foremost to read the blog, for I have not in many moons." And what do I get? I get a reminder in textual form that I was not only not invited, but maybe intentionally excluded from all sorts of birthday festivities. Do I not bleed? Do I not enjoy getting liquored up with friends on birthdays? Yes, I do, because I am a human, with human feelings and emotions. Feelings and emotions that were obviously completely disregarded when invites went out. That is all I have to say. Fuck you all.

-Alan

That horse is hung like Chuck Norris

Cass' B-day was AWESOME. WE all Drank at Z's(Matt is the man) another example of Matt beimg the man is he gave me take-out beer. AMAZING. miss you guys
nothin but love,
opie

Cassidy is 21! Read on for a good time...

Cassidy's Roster - 1/17/06
Kahlua & Cream (@Applebee's)
Miller Lite bottle (@Friday's)
Tigers Eye shot (@Friday's)
Rum Runner (@Friday's)
Hawaiian Volcano (@Friday's)
Ultimate Mango Berry Margarita (@Friday's) - stolen from a table after the people left...they weren't drinking it. Really. There was maybe a sip gone.
*Magically Refillable* Long Island Iced Tea (@Z's) - Matt is amazing.
Dutch Boy shot (@Z's)
Washington Watermelon shot (@Z's)
Dirty Girl Scout shot (@Z's)
*Magically Refillable* Long Island Iced TeaBlow Job shot (@Z's)
Tootsie Roll shot (@Z's)
Oatmeal Cookie shot (@Z's)
*Magically Refillable* Long Island Iced Tea
Chocolate Cake shot (@Z's)

Opie. Geoff. Karen. Nick Patrick. Cody Yaw. Ben. Cortni. The Birthday Girl. Thai. Matt. It was a good night. *Cheers to Cassidy! Because remember..."Your 21st birthday only comes once a year."

Hunger Pains.

Hungry at Formost.
I am considering letting my animal urges take over and allowing myself to eat every bit of food in the refrigerator that's conviently located right down the hall from me. Nobody would find out... and even if they did, who fucking cares? What are they going to do? Tell on me? I can hold on, I can be strong, I won't eat the free range lunches being cooled in the fridge. If I was a weaker man though, I would desecrate that fridge. To the people of Foremost: Assuming my mind holds stronger, you're lunch is safe another day. And if it doesn't... well I'm not sorry, you need to guard that shit, keep a watchful eye on the herd. You'd really have it coming.

Ah, what the hell? I think I'll do it just to teach them all a lesson.