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I am so glad to see people back here!  It is early and I have wayyyyyy too much to do today, so I thought i'd avoid responsibility here.  Here is my most recent annoyance. . .

My current roommate is fucking weird.  

Profile: 34-year-old single male, about 5ft. 7in., attractice to some, but I am not sure how.  My friend says he looks like an asian ninja turtle . . . he drinks every night, or day, depending on whether he needs to go drive people back and forth to islands (which is his job).  He likes to talk about himself as though he's done everything you've done x10, and if he hasn't done it, it clearly does not exist. 

Despite me talking shit about him, he is not a terrible person, he just embodies a man I would never, never, EVER date (or talk to, if possible).  He treats me like I am 12 years old, and he acts like he is always nervous about something.  He gets really into his non-funny jokes and won't let it go until you fake laugh . . . sorry I keep going into bitching tangents.  He is a decent guy to most people- just don't live with him.

Last night, I returned from the library at 11pm to an empty, peaceful house.  I got into my pjs, lit a candle, and crawled into bed with my "Theories for Direct Social Work Practice" text.  I feel asleep around midnight only to be awoken at 12:30 to the only song that exisits in my roommate's life ("Cold Beverages" by G.Love et. al), and his drink shaker shaking.  He then played video games with his friend for a couple hours.  I don't give a shit if you have your friends over to circle jerk, but could you at least NOT play your music at eardrum bursting levels?  and not at midnight until 3am?  Please?  Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

When I opened my door to go into the bathroom earlier, I got a huge whiff of booze.  Sigh.  Good thing I pretty much live in the library.  But the library doesn't have my heated blanket there. . . .:-(

You win some and you lose some.  I just lose more often.

I can honestly say that...I have nothing to say. I am wide-flipping-awake at damn near 3am, and need to sleep. But alas...it is my curse. My brain is full of thoughts, and I'm having trouble sorting out which thoughts I would have had right now anyway and which thoughts I'm only having because of all that has been going on in the last 5 days. It's been an interesting time...I think I'll probably blog more about it on my personal page maybe tomorrow...stay tuned :-)

Also, Jeff - your newsletters are ridiculous...ly awesome. Reading them makes me genuinely sad that I got booted from the league because I wish that I could be a part of the roasting! Though I will say I enjoy living vicariously through Geoff every Monday night.

Lastly, I hope that all of you are doing well, and I am looking forward to seeing Speak Easy take off again.

Almost revived

Lost the link to this. But now I found it. But I'm going to bed.

Add Bookmark.

I'll check in tomorrow when I'm being paid by taxpayers.

Have a super night everyone.

Whoa, revival? Chilllllllll....

What, uh...what should we talk about?

Alan

All right, bitches...let's do this!

I will say, for having been very unceremoniously booted from the fantasy league that half of this freaking blog is a member of, the newsletters sent out by the commish entertain me to no end.

Also, MNF parties at my house with Geoff and sometimes Jeff are a ridiculously good time. It makes me happy that I still live in Grand Rapids.

The Revival.

Begins now. Or at least it would, but I'm leaving work now, so maybe later.

Jeff