Testing for DePot
If you hear any strange noises, it's me shaking the rust off of my writing skills...
I think I'll try something new today and begin by telling about the most recent events in my life, and then work backwards.
I just ate two sandwiches and drank a glass of milk.
On the way home from my drug test, I stopped at Warren nutrition and bought some delicious vanilla protein. Maybe that will get me back on Jeff's good side.
I arrived at the clinic for my drug test only to find a disappointing sight; no one behind the counter, and three people waiting. Not good. It's a beautiful Saturday and I'm going to be sitting in this freakin clinic for hours waiting to urinate in a cup. Nice. One guy was drinking glass after glass of water. Hey buddy, instead of trying to beat the test, try NOT SMOKING POT LAST NIGHT. That's a much better approach. An hour and a half after arriving at said clinic, I was home free.
On the way to my drug test I dropped off truck payment #2. I'm such an idiot.
This morning my alarm went off at 6:15. It was time for the 5K. I promptly shut off my alarm and woke up about 3 hours later. If I would have just gotten up when the alarm went off and woke up a bit, there's no way I would have skipped it. But, alas, I let my penchant for not getting out of bed screw up yet another morning. Jeff was a little offended that I didn't go, which is understandable. Sorry bro.
After our softball game last night, I hung out with cousin Kevin and Dave Thornton. Good times. We went to Vitales and had some amazing pizza and shot the breeze a little. The roof of my mouth still hurts from the scalding pizza sauce, though.
Last night Ada Beef softball improved to 4-6 with a 9-4 shellacking of some team. Does it really matter who we played? No. Any win in the Lowell YMCA men's league is a good win, unless it's against Team Zeigler.
Went to a job interview at the Home Depot last night. I got a job as a Lumber Sales Associate, which is cool, but I have some mixed feelings. I'm leaving a tiny family-owned lumber yard for a giant cold-hearted corporation. I feel dirty. But, hey, I gotta pay my rent, right? Plus, I get to walk around with a phone at work and feel important. Can't beat that with a stick. And, as a bonus, I get to take a drug test for Pot and the like. Hehe. Home De-pot. That's funny. I'll be here all week, folks. Goodnight everybody.
I think I'll try something new today and begin by telling about the most recent events in my life, and then work backwards.
I just ate two sandwiches and drank a glass of milk.
On the way home from my drug test, I stopped at Warren nutrition and bought some delicious vanilla protein. Maybe that will get me back on Jeff's good side.
I arrived at the clinic for my drug test only to find a disappointing sight; no one behind the counter, and three people waiting. Not good. It's a beautiful Saturday and I'm going to be sitting in this freakin clinic for hours waiting to urinate in a cup. Nice. One guy was drinking glass after glass of water. Hey buddy, instead of trying to beat the test, try NOT SMOKING POT LAST NIGHT. That's a much better approach. An hour and a half after arriving at said clinic, I was home free.
On the way to my drug test I dropped off truck payment #2. I'm such an idiot.
This morning my alarm went off at 6:15. It was time for the 5K. I promptly shut off my alarm and woke up about 3 hours later. If I would have just gotten up when the alarm went off and woke up a bit, there's no way I would have skipped it. But, alas, I let my penchant for not getting out of bed screw up yet another morning. Jeff was a little offended that I didn't go, which is understandable. Sorry bro.
After our softball game last night, I hung out with cousin Kevin and Dave Thornton. Good times. We went to Vitales and had some amazing pizza and shot the breeze a little. The roof of my mouth still hurts from the scalding pizza sauce, though.
Last night Ada Beef softball improved to 4-6 with a 9-4 shellacking of some team. Does it really matter who we played? No. Any win in the Lowell YMCA men's league is a good win, unless it's against Team Zeigler.
Went to a job interview at the Home Depot last night. I got a job as a Lumber Sales Associate, which is cool, but I have some mixed feelings. I'm leaving a tiny family-owned lumber yard for a giant cold-hearted corporation. I feel dirty. But, hey, I gotta pay my rent, right? Plus, I get to walk around with a phone at work and feel important. Can't beat that with a stick. And, as a bonus, I get to take a drug test for Pot and the like. Hehe. Home De-pot. That's funny. I'll be here all week, folks. Goodnight everybody.
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